My List

This picture has nothing to do with the post. I just think it's boring to post without one.





When I was in college, many moons ago, my roommate and I had this game we would play. We would hide little notes in each others belongings (mostly text books and notebooks) of top 10 lists. The lists could be of any subject and mostly consisted of inside jokes between the two of us. The goal was to try and make the other laugh out loud during the most inopportune times, preferably during a lecture. The lists varied from topic to topic and most of the time were of a crude nature but they were ALWAYS funny. Anyway, I've lost touch with that roommate over the last several years but I think of those little notes often and they still make me giggle. So, here's to you long lost roomie, maybe someday you'll stumble upon my blog and giggle at my top 10 list. Side note: I'm only doing a top 5 because let's face it I'm not as creative as I used to be.

Here goes:

Top 5 Ways you know you're a REAL couple:

5. He doesn't even TRY to hold in his gas anymore.
4. Your "going out" outfit and your "teacher outfit" are one in the same.
3. He says, "I'll drive but you have to pay."
2. Before you enter a public place you ask him if you have any "boogies".

And the number one way you know you a REAL couple is when you hear......


"Hey babe, can you bring me some toilet paper?"



And I wouldn't have it any other way.