Does this blender make my butt look big?

I'm trying really hard to not talk about the wedding every single post, but that's really all that I'm thinking about these days. Justin and I began the registering process this weekend. It's not as fun as I thought it would be and while I appreciated the effort, I hardly needed the 19 year old High School worker girl telling me what I did and didn't need! You who know me can imagine the look I was trying really hard not to give her...:)