My thoughts are always random

So, I see people doing these random thoughts posts and I thought today was a good day for me to do one. Here goes....

I had to go shopping AGAIN for maternity pants. I mean seriously, I thought it was my belly that was supposed to get bigger! This is becoming ridiculous.

I wore those new, bigger pants to the 7-11 this morning. After asking me how far along I was, the nice lady told me how good I looked from the back! I believe she even used the word small! If it weren't for my huge belly, I would have thrown myself over that counter and kissed her on the mouth!

Don't you think when you're wife, who is 32 weeks pregnant, calls you you should answer your stinking phone? I mean it wasn't an emergency but it very well could have been, you know? After calling my husband twice and leaving two messages, he decides to call me back at the exact time that The Devil Went Down To Georgia comes on the radio. People, this is one of my very favorite country songs. I was SO irritated when that phone rang!

......Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.....

I'll let you imagine the insane amount of head bobbing and foot tapping that ensues.

Speaking of interrupting things, my husband also likes to call me just as my favorite TV show is coming on. I don't watch a whole lot of TV but I wait anxiously every week for Real Housewives to come on and it NEVER fails, he will call me just as it's starting.......Ahhh, the horror!

I got really excited the other day when I looked down and noticed that my flat belly button was getting a ridge around it again. Could it be? Is my button going back down? Maybe the baby has shifted and I'm getting my button back?

Bahahahahahaha! Silly girl.

My belly button was not in fact "coming back" but instead turning into an outie which is causing a slight dip to form around the very center. Fabulous.


Happy Friday ya'll!



.......The devil opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his finger tips as he resined up his bow
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.....