So, I know the whole heartburn/indigestion/acid reflux thing and them correlating with whether or not your child has hair is an old wives' tale but let me just say this.
If what they say IS true. I'm giving birth to a woolly mammoth!
Seriously.
WARNING: What you are about to read may be a little graphic.
If what they say IS true. I'm giving birth to a woolly mammoth!
Seriously.
WARNING: What you are about to read may be a little graphic.
I have THE WORST acid reflux ever! Rolling over in my bed during the night is causing me to burp up yucky, acidic fluid! Not just once or twice either. I'm talking every. single. time I turn from side to side this happens.
I can only imagine this getting worse in the weeks to come. Someone please tell me 11 weeks will go by quickly, please? anybody?
Oh, little girl. I hope you are not too hairy. And if you are, let's just go ahead and blame it on your dad.
He might as well get ready to be blamed for your negative traits. After all, everyone knows I don't have any. If you don't believe me, ask my mother. Wait. Don't ask her. That women can't tell a lie to save her life.
I can only imagine this getting worse in the weeks to come. Someone please tell me 11 weeks will go by quickly, please? anybody?
Oh, little girl. I hope you are not too hairy. And if you are, let's just go ahead and blame it on your dad.
He might as well get ready to be blamed for your negative traits. After all, everyone knows I don't have any. If you don't believe me, ask my mother. Wait. Don't ask her. That women can't tell a lie to save her life.
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