End of School Humor

Ahh Dr. Seuss, you get me everytime.

(The 3 in I3P is an E, I just didn't want this to show up on google if someone searched for it.)

* If you're not familiar with Special 3ducation, you may not get this. Trust me, it's funny.

The I3P


I do not like these I3Ps
I do not like them, Jeeze Louise
We test, we check
We plan, we meet
But nothing ever seems complete.
Would you, could you
Like the form?


I do not like the form I see
Not page 1, not 2, not 3
Another change
A brand new box
I think we all
Have lost our rocks.


Could you all meet here or there?
We could not all meet here or there.
We cannot all fit anywhere.
Not in a room
Not in the hall
There seems to be no space at all.
Would you, could you meet again?


I cannot meet again next week
No lunch no prep
Please hear me speak.
No, not at dusk. No, not at dawn
At 4 pm I should be gone.


Could you hear while all speak out?
Would you write the words they spout?


I could not hear, I would not write
This does not need to be a fight.
Sign here, date there,
Mark this, check that
Beware the students ad-vo-cat(e).
You do not like them
So you say
Try again! Try again!
And you may.


If you will let me be,
I will try again
You will see.


Say!


I almost like these I3Ps
I think I'll write 6003.
And I will practice day and night
Until they say
"You got it right!"


Obviously Dr.Seuss did not write this, I don't know who did or I would give them credit.