Call me, Call me anytime

Or just wait until I call you.

Simple question. Why is it that I can go days without receiving a phone call, but the minute I have a fairly heavy bag in one hand, my purse and car keys in the other and am trying to return an empty shopping cart (like any polite shopper) back to it's appropriate home my phone will ring? This happened today and unlike most times I chose to answer the call and if all of this wasn't hectic enough the alarm goes off in the store because the nice sales lady forgot to remove a security tag from my duvet cover! This situation alone is just one of the many reasons I a.) don't like to shop and b.) hate to talk on the phone.

Side note: Don't worry honey, I still love you even though I've told you at least twenty times the year my car was made and how many miles it has on it and you can rest easy knowing that I finally exchanged the duvet cover and silverware that has been sitting in our entry way for almost a month now.